Campelltown

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you can substite Campbelltown for any other applicable location , the jibes remains the same!

 

 

These are classic

> >

> > Q. Two Campbelltown guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?

> > A. Society.

 

> > Q. What does a Campbelltown girl use as protection during sex?

> > A. A Bus shelter.

 

> > Q. What do you call a Campbelltown Boy in a suit?

> > A. The defendant.

 

> > Q. Why did the Campbelltown guy cross the road?

> > A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason

> whatsoever.

> >

> > Q. What do you call a Campbelltown girl in a white tracksuit?

> > A. The bride.

 

> > Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Campbelltown on a

> > bike,why should you try not to hit him?

> > A. It might be your bike.

 

> > Q. What's the first question during a Campbelltown quiz night?

> > A. What you looking at?

 

> > Q. Two Campbelltown Blokes in a car without any music - who is

> driving?

> > A. The policeman!

 

> > Q. What do you say to a Campbelltown person with a job?

> > A. A Big Mac please.

 

> > Q. What's the difference between a Campbelltown boy and a Campbelltown

> > girl?

> > A. A Campbelltown girl has a higher sperm count.

> >

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[Montydog 135]

In the UK Essex would replace Campbelltown