The Aisle Seat

[BigusDicus 9,720]

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took

a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

 

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up

and get a coke.'

 

'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

 

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe

and spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That

looks good, I'd really like one,too.'

 

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the

other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

 

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes

and knew immediately what had happened.

 

'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked. 'How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

 

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!

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OOOHHHHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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A salute to all of you and to sea, air and land!

 

 

mancon

[vidman 2]

This is a variation of an old billy connolly joke named "football violence".

 

One supporter goes to the wrong end of the park and everyone makes him go fetch bovril for them. To ensure he doesnt run away they keep his shoes (and shit in them). After the game he squelches outside and stumbles across a tv interviewer.

 

interviewer; "Excuse me sir do you have any comments about football violence"

 

supporter : "football violence in my opinion will NEVER END...so long as they are shitting in our shoes and WE are pissing in their bovril"

 

 

(this is from billy's 70's material..before he became all showbizzy)

[Montydog 135]

This is a variation of an old billy connolly joke named "football violence".

 

One supporter goes to the wrong end of the park and everyone makes him go fetch bovril for them. To ensure he doesnt run away they keep his shoes (and shit in them). After the game he squelches outside and stumbles across a tv interviewer.

 

interviewer; "Excuse me sir do you have any comments about football violence"

 

supporter : "football violence in my opinion will NEVER END...so long as they are shitting in our shoes and WE are pissing in their bovril"

(this is from billy's 70's material..before he became all showbizzy)

 

And before that Dave Allen did a version with the Arabs and Jew on a train sending him off to the buffet car.

 

“May your god go with you”