Cause of Heart Attacks

[BigusDicus]

After an exhaustive review of the research literature,

here's the final word on nutrition and health:

 

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart

attacks than us;

 

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks

than us;

 

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer

heart attacks than us;

 

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer

fewer heart attacks than us; and

 

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and

suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English

is apparently what kills you.

 

 

Our Government is Trying To Correct This Problem.

[nohlsson1]

[kimchikid]

i think they need to factor teenage children into

this and the cause will be solved

[BigusDicus]

i think they need to factor teenage children into

this and the cause will be solved

 

I think I would put the teenagers under having a stroke category