The Blonde

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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she

decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

 

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind

a tree and wrote a note. 'I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to

do this but I need the money.Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag

behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM.'

 

Signed, 'The Blonde.'

 

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him

to go straight home.

 

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000

in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

 

Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. 'Here is

your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to

another.'