Frank Feldman ... what a man!

[BigusDicus 9,881]

A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just

like Frank.'

 

Passenger: 'Who?'

 

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to

Frank Feldman every single time.'

 

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody. '

 

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won

the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera

baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him

play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

 

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.

 

Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer.

Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,

which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.

 

He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole

street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.'

 

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

 

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid

Traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

 

But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to

treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer

her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was

always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the

perfect man! He never made a mistake.

 

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman'

 

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

 

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. He died.

I married his widow.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

I think I might have dated her!