Pastor's salary

[Old Salty 3]

Pastor's Salary

 

 

The local Pastor explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

 

There is a hush within the congregation... No one wants him to leave.

 

Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims:

 

'If the Pastor stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children'.

 

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

 

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur, stands and says,

'If the Pastor will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education for his

children!'

 

More sighs and loud applause.

 

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

'If the Pastor stays, I will give him sex.'

 

There is total silence.

 

The Preacher, blushing, asks her:

 

'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

 

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his

wife replies:

 

'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k the Pastor'.

[nohlsson1 19]

Another one that left me smiling.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Very funny indeed!