Marriage therapy

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Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling after 25 years

of marriage.

 

When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate,

painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years

they had been married.

 

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,

feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had

endured over the course of their marriage.

 

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,the therapist

 

got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand,

 

unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts,and

 

kissed her passionately as her husband Mark watched with a raised eyebrow.

 

Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

 

The therapist turned to Mark and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least

three times a week. Can you do this?'

 

Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on

 

Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

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Yea, Fridays are always a bitch, there is always so much to do and so little time!