Investment Advice

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Investment Advice

 

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95,

 

with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50,

 

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5,

 

but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago,

 

drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

 

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to

 

drink heavily and re-cycle.

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