the doctor's visit

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A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.

 

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

 

"Why not?" asked the man.

 

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

 

 

 

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

 

 

 

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

 

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

 

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

 

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

 

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

 

The man said, "No one showed up."