English humour

[pcdodger 2]

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the

dog!

Can't believe the police won't do anything!

 

They said the bastard was corgi registered

 

 

 

 

GOOGLE>CORGI oversees the safety of gas installations. Provides some information about the law and a facility to check installers' registrations.

www.trustcorgi.com/

[friendlyric6411 0]

My Mate got done for shagging a dog , When he went to court the jude said , It was despicable , how low would He stoop . He said about a Jack Russell.

 

His mate got done for shagging a sheep , He did not get Prison or fined , He got baa baa bound over.

 

A man walked in to a Bar one cold Night , A dog was sat in The fire Place licking his balls , The man walks up to the bar ,The bar tender walks Up to the man , And says ,Cold night Sir, The Man looks at the dog and says , Wish I could do that, The bar tender says , Give him a biscuit and he may let you..

Edited January 4, 2009 by friendlyric6411

[pattaya_mad 208]

A scotsman got taken to court for having sex with a cat..but the judge threw out the case because he found it impossible to believe that a jock would ever put anything into the kitty

[friendlyric6411 0]

That last joke is not called for and is cruel. I have heard some nasty rumors that Scots Do spend Money