a few things about wives

[shamasdog]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

 

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

 

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

 

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

 

Why did God create woman ?

To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

 

Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.

 

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you

done wrong?

Made her chain too long

 

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required

pressure.

 

Women will never be equal to men..

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and

still think they are sexy.

[Ergodyne]

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required

pressure.

 

At last, a proper scientific explanation of one of the mysteries of the universe.

I've always been puzzled about that, now i understand.

 

 

 

Edited February 2, 2009 by Ergodyne