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Father is busy, looking all over the house for his son, Gordon, and eventually looks in the Garden Shed – he’s in there, wanking furiously to the Mayfair magazine – a centre-fold of WWE’s Mickie James. He says, son, that’s not right, here’s a Tenner. Get up the street, to 39 Manor Road, and tell Daisy Bennett, I sent you. She’ll sort it for you. So the lad takes off. Much later, Dad decides to go out down town – in the opposite direction. He meets his son, coming around the corner, eating Fish & Chips, out of a paper. How did you get those, he asks. His son replies, Oh I met Grandma up the street, she asked me where I was going, and when I told her, she said, she could save me five pounds, so I went to her house, to get the mechanics. Father, said Son your’e a dirty devil, you have shagged my Mother, to which Gordon replied, well Dad, you shag mine.

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