Making the best of getting old

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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

 

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

 

'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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Old men take a hole tablet to stop them rolling out of bed in the night,