No Have

[mmaaarrrkkk 41]

My friend went to Dada , opp Apex Hotel for early lunch on 18th April and tried to order when they were just opening. The conversation went like this :

 

he : Watermelon shake please

she : ok

 

few minutes later she returns

 

she : sorry , no water melon

he : ok then , banana shake please

she : ok

 

few minutes later she returns

 

she : sorry , no banana

he : ok then , pineapple shake

she : ok

 

few minutes later she returns

 

she : sorry , no ice!

 

True story!

[Ergodyne 19]

One of the best 'NO HAB' stories i heard was of a guy who went into a restaurant, ordered, then waited, and waited, and waited, eventually he asked the waitress what was happening with his order, she said " Solly, no hab' 'What do you mean No Hab? ' ' No hab chef.' they were carrying on with what they knew to do i.e. taking orders, the fact that there was no chef did not make any difference to them.

I always try to remember T.I.T. This Is Thailand ( or is that Trotters Independant Trading ! )

[Bruce Mangosteen 538]

One of the best 'NO HAB' stories i heard was of a guy who went into a restaurant, ordered, then waited, and waited, and waited, eventually he asked the waitress what was happening with his order, she said " Solly, no hab' 'What do you mean No Hab? ' ' No hab chef.' they were carrying on with what they knew to do i.e. taking orders, the fact that there was no chef did not make any difference to them.

I always try to remember T.I.T. This Is Thailand ( or is that Trotters Independant Trading ! )

That story was told by me in the OP of my "No Hab Stories" thread on the Secrets board. It happened to my then GF in China.

[Ergodyne 19]

That story was told by me in the OP of my "No Hab Stories" thread on the Secrets board. It happened to my then GF in China.

Thanks, now i know where i got it from.

Did you post the one about the guy who went into a shop about a fan and despite there being one outside the place, the assistant was too intent on watching the telly and just said "No Hab" without even looking up. ?

[Bruce Mangosteen 538]

Thanks, now i know where i got it from.

Did you post the one about the guy who went into a shop about a fan and despite there being one outside the place, the assistant was too intent on watching the telly and just said "No Hab" without even looking up. ?

LOL! No, but it doesn't surprise me at all!

[Ergodyne 19]

LOL! No, but it doesn't surprise me at all!

The guy in the shop was slouched on a chair watching telly, when the customer asked about a fan he did not even look round, just carried on watching telly, and said 'No hab', eventually having told him there was one on display, the guy reluctantly got up shuffled over and said 'Last one' 'That's O.K. i only want one.'

Hows that for customer service.

Edited April 28, 2009 by Ergodyne

[Bruce Mangosteen 538]

The guy in the shop was slouched on a chair watching telly, when the customer asked about a fan he did not even look round, just carried on watching telly, and said 'No hab', eventually having told him there was one on display, the guy reluctantly got up shuffled over and said 'Last one' 'That's O.K. i only want one.'

Hows that for customer service.

Typical.

[Bruce Mangosteen 538]

Thanks, now i know where i got it from...etc.

While searching for something else I found that I had posted the "No Hab Stories" thread on here too: http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...c=39449&hl= It didn't get much notice here though.