Music Updates

[Jwn 2]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

 

They include:

 

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

 

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 

The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

 

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

 

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

 

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 

ABBA --- Denture Queen.

 

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 

And last but NOT least:

 

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again