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A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

 

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

 

The guy replies,

"If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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