A Drowning

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Body Found In Key West Beach Surf

 

A spokesperson for the Key West Police Department reported that an early morning bather from Ohio discovered a man's body in the surf off Smathers Beach in Key West. The victim is believed to be a local resident but the man's name has been withheld by police pending notification of next of kin.

 

The victim apparently drowned after consuming an excessive quantity of alcohol and illegal drugs at a notorious Key West gay night club before venturing into the surf for a drunken late night swim.

 

At the time the body was discovered, the victim was wearing Yves St. Laurent gleaming black patent leather open toe pumps, black fishnet stockings, red garter belt, thong bikini panties and matching bra from Victoria ’s Secret and a Barack Obama T-shirt.

 

Crime scene investigators removed the T-shirt to spare the victim’s family any unnecessary embarrassment.