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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

The Menu

BigusDicus

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The Menu

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

 

 

CHEESEBURGER: $ 1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $ 2.50

HANDJOB: $ 10.00

 

 

 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

 

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

 

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

 

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

 

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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