DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!

[Ergodyne 19]

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors

this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a

senior yet........God willing, some day you will be......

 

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two

eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering à la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

 

 

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

 

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

 

 

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

[N3RGT 118]

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors

this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a

senior yet........God willing, some day you will be......

 

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two

eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering à la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

 

 

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

 

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

 

 

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

 

Moreover, there probably wasn't a button/key on the cash till that had your wife's initial choice, therefore it can't be done.

Bizarre but sad reflection on the ways things are today !

Restaurant probably run by kids ??

[gentlemangeoff 16]

Now tell me the world's not completely fucked up

[joekicker 53]

I think Jack Nicholson did this, but before he got old. And funnier.

 

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