Quotes you might enjoy..

[phomsanuk 1]

wCourage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

 

 

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy screws a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl screws just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”

 

 

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot." George Carlin

 

'A DRUNKEN MAN'S ACTIONS ARE A SOBER MAN'S THOUGHTS!'

 

“Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?”

 

 

It seems that the more repressed the society, the more perverted things are in private.

 

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

 

Something's lost, but something's gained, in living every day

 

"Cancer is a word, not a sentence" J.Diamond.

 

you were born with 2 ears and 1 mouth so you can listen twice as much than you speak

 

Going to the grave healthy is stupid, arrive with beer in hand and body thoroughly used up

 

Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience.

Turns out I just don't give a shit

 

The concept of "Politically Correct' is an abridgement of free speech

 

 

Stocks: Sell in May and Go Away

 

The truth indeed has never been preached by the Buddha, seeing that one has to realize it within oneself

 

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it. Winston Churchill...

A little like "Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow"

 

"If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you."

 

Men marry a woman because she is different.......but women divorce a man when he is different.

 

“Live for something rather than die for nothing.” General George S. Patton

 

Just because I don't care, doesnt mean I don't understand.

- Homer

 

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." Abraham Lincoln

 

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. " Sir Winston Churchill

 

"Every day one ought to hear a little song, read a good poem, see an exquisite picture, and, if it were possible, speak a few sensible words." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 

There’s only one thing worse than being a wall-flower at parties, and that’s not being invited at all.

 

"Cancer is a word, not a sentence" J.Diamond

 

May you get to Heaven, 30 minutes before the devil knows your dead.

 

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. - Zen Proverb

 

Karma is not something complicated or philosophical. Karma means watching your body, watching your mouth, and watching your mind. Trying to keep these three doors as pure as possible is the practice of karma.

 

- Lama Thubten Yeshe, "The Bliss of Inner Fire"

 

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."

 

"I'd rather be sorry for something I've done, than for something that I didn't do."

 

As a single slab of rock Won't budge in the wind, So the wise are not moved By praise

 

PS: Mohammed is the most popular name in the orld

[bigstuy 8]

my personal favourite,

 

"thats not a real fucking gun" john lennon, they were also his last words

[lovedog100 1,372]

my personal favourite,

 

"thats not a real fucking gun" john lennon, they were also his last words

John Lennons last words were "Please, no more"

[Montydog 135]

John Lennons last words were "Please, no more"

 

I thought they were “Yoko why have you stepped behind me”