Glitterman Speaks About World Domination here i come

[glitterman]

The Amazingly Almighty and great Wizard of Pattaya has a brand new fresh p'article on the end of his sleeve just for you.

 

A few weeks ago Pattaya held a 'fashion festival', which included the 'Longest catwalk in the world'. It stretched from Central shopping to the begining of Walking street. I always lead parades in Pattaya and i am also the most interestingly dressed white man in Pattaya, so it came as no surprise that i was invited to appear on that 'Catwalk' with my famous bicycle.

 

So that night up onto the that catwalk i went. my coloured lights flashing away and my glitter sparkling in the flashing cameras. 'It will not be easy' i thought, although my show is almost a balancing act, i do like to have a fair bit of room on the road for manouverbility. The catwalk was only about 4 or 5 feet wide.

'I made it', I got to the end of the 1.6km catwalk with no problems. Glancing down to my left i saw all the seated V.I.P.s including the mayor of Pattaya himself and the 'Guiness book of records' team. 'I am sure they will want to be speaking to me in a few minuits when i get off' i thought. My bicycle is surely some sort of record breaker, possibly the biggest, most colourful two wheeler in the world. I raised my hand in my trademark wave to them, and the responding cheers and applause was deafening. 'This is it', i thought 'This will make me bigger than i ever thought possible' Glitterman Mayor, Primeminister, Presedent, I am finally going to get what i deserve, nothing can stop me now'. And with a rush of excitement i shouted out "WORLD DOMINATION HERE I COOOOOOOME......OOOOOOOPS !!!!!". Just then a very powerful gust of side wind from the sea hit my sail of feathers, and made me swerve towards the seated V.I.P.s, and not having much space to re-adjust and re-balance i flew straight off the side of the catwalk and straight onto the very surprised seated V.I.P.s.....'BANG...BANG....BANG' !!!!!....suddenly there was a knock on my door, and i woke up. 'What a horrible dream i thought'. It was only a nightmare. Ha ha ha.

 

Actually it was probally a good thing that i did not do that catwalk. As the only interesting thing about it was when that catwalk temporarily collapsed with screaming models. [ no joking this time] The rest of the other models had to be hand helped across it for a while untill it was repaired. This happened on that first night right outside Central, the begining of that catwalk. So you can imagine what was going on in the poor models minds for the entire following 1.6 km. I do not think that they were so sure footed after that, More like 'Pussy footing' it along that catwalk.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

[lovedog100]

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[villayouth]

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