A good glass of wine

[havefunme 3]

A good glass of wine

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

 

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.... and those who don't...As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

[BigusDicus 9,834]

A good glass of wine

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

 

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.... and those who don't...As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

 

 

Funny!

 

Actually I believe Fields said fuck rather than screw.....

[havefunme 3]

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

 

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

 

W. C. Fields

 

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

 

Fields gave this rationale for not drinking water:

Fish f*ck in it.

 

found off of 4 sites all same to me

 

besides it was a paraphrase not a quote

Edited May 21, 2010 by havefunme