Widow

[phomsanuk 1]

This old lady's husband has died. Despite their advanced years they had enjoyed a fairly active sex life and she missed it.

 

As it happened, on the high street, just around the corner from her house, was a sex shop and she'd seen a sign in the window "Dildoes for sale".

 

She wasn't quite sure what a doldo was so she Googled it and thought "that might fill a hole (pun intended) in my life. So, she went to the shop and asked the guy at the counter what kind of dildoes were on sale.

 

The guy said "just look there on the wall, all models are displayed; all colours, shapes, plastic, metal, vibrating, etc."

 

So the old lady looks for a while and then says "I think I'd like the red one on the left", to which the guy on the counter replies "sorry lady, the fire extinguisher is not for sale".