Glitterman Speaks About Spitting in Public.

[glitterman]

The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back AGAIN, about your nasty habit i hope to TAME.

 

ALL men from ALL races appear to be guilty of this vile, disgusting act here in Pattaya.....ALL except ME that is. I have to witness this action every minuit while walking or cycling in Pattaya. IT is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.....DO NOT DO IT.

 

In the past i have often asked girls 'why do men spit?' I am told that they copy the Chinese. In Bangkok at Central World there are notices everywhere, stating that people will be fined [ i forget how much] for spitting.

 

I do not remember any men back home in England spitting, yet ferrangs here are participating in this revolting sport all the same. How would it look if the Goldenman was seen spitting as he cycled. I imagine here in Pattaya the amount of men spitting at any one time are well into the 5 or even 6 figure range, perhaps even more. I wonder if it is a subconcious way of marking ones territory, just like a dog or cat will urinate to mark its territory.

 

Purchasing my coffee and pint of milk from 7/11, i walked to my favourite stone bench on the beach road promenade at Soi 4, looking away and turning my head as men around me looked to the floor and let lose another blob. Avoiding the many spittal spots on the path i sat down to sip my coffee. had done this for a few years now. Taking just a few sips, a Thai man with a plastic map of Koh Larn in one hand [selling speed boat tickets] came fairly near me and placed one finger on to one side of his nose to block that nostril, then with a disgusting sound 'puffed' out all the snot from the other nostril onto the floor. Rather unpleaserable indeed i should say what ho [upper class jargon talk] That guy did not mean to offend me, he thought it was okay behavior . But for me that was the last straw, now everyday i sit and drink my coffee and pint of milk on top of the new metal lifeguard towers at soi 4 instead. Wonderful, best seat on the beach , i get the refreshing wind because i am high up, and i am not bothered by the annoying pedalers or made to view spitting.

 

By Royal Decree i hereby pronounce that any men caught spitting in public shall be hung drawn and quartered, and their heads boiled, then stuck upon those new lifeguard towers along the beach, for all to see and the pigeons to eat and decorate.

 

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

[lovedog100]

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[villayouth]

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