Robot Bartender in Pattaya

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

I was sent this joke through an email. I don't know who the author it is. I have adapted it so it refers to Pattaya and is funnier.

 

Evil

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A new bar opens in Pattaya and its special gimmick is a robot bartender. A punter is very curious about this, visits the bar, and sure enough, there’s a shiny new robot bartender.

 

The robot says, “What will you have?”

 

The guy says, “Martini.”

 

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

 

The guy answers, “168.”

 

The robot then proceeds to talk about the history and culture of Thailand, the role of karma in Buddhism and how the switch to occupational prostitution from survival prostitution has influenced the Pattaya scene.

 

The guy leaves, but he is intrigued … So he goes back into the bar.

 

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

 

The guy says, “Martini.”

 

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

 

The guy says, “100.”

 

The robot then starts to talk about the best bars in which to watch football matches, where to buy the cheapest beer and Singha T-shirts and how to pick up freelancers on Beach Road.

 

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

 

The robot says, “What will you have?”

 

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

 

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

 

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

 

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, do you agree LDOPs drive up the girls' prices?'”

Edited August 16, 2010 by Evil Penevil

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

Nice.

[laffnliv 78]

Haven't seen the bartender, but I swear I have BF'd some of his sisters. Not more than once, though. And they weren't nearly as intelligent.

 

Little Roy

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

Haven't seen the bartender, but I swear I have BF'd some of his sisters. Not more than once, though. And they weren't nearly as intelligent.

 

Little Roy

 

It's been rumored for a long time that some of the starfish pictured below are employed in certain bars. A rental fee instead of a bar fine.

 

Evil

 

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[brotherbuzz 3,206]

I'd seriously consider the second one.

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

I'd seriously consider the second one.

 

She's in one of high-end Thai-for-Thai gentleman's clubs. But I was mistaken about the first one - she freelances on Beach Road.

 

Evil