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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

You're the father of one of my kids.....


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YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

 

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT

HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.

 

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER

FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

 

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

 

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO

HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR

PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,

WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A

CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

 

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."

 

 

(been there done that)

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