Memories by Bigus

[BigusDicus 9,722]

A while back, when I was considerably younger,

 

I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

 

 

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

 

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.

 

Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Patron. Champagne.

 

 

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

 

 

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

 

 

I said "Would you care for dessert?"