How to Get to Heaven from Ireland...

[BigusDicus]

How to Get to Heaven from Ireland...

 

 

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

 

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

 

NO!' the children answered.

 

 

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

 

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

 

 

By now I was starting to smile.

 

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

 

Again, they all answered 'NO!'.

 

 

I was just bursting with pride for them.

 

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

 

 

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!"

 

It's a curious race, the Irish.