Dentist Appointment

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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he

had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy

on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 tim es, used dental floss 8 tim es &

on top of that gargled with 1 liter of Listerine.

 

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up &

the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry

opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, Man, did you

have 69 before you came here? Jerry said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?

 

The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."

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