My kind of girl

[pcdodger 2]

A while back, on a LOS trip, I picked up a girl at the hotel bar.

 

I scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

 

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne.

 

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

 

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

 

I said "enjoy" ...

[bruiser 0]

Brilliant,thanks for the laugh

And yet SOOO Accurate