You couldnt make it up

[villayouth 37]

I know this has nothing to do with Pattaya but ive got to share this as im at home alone and need to say something to someone . The police just came to my house and asked if i knew anything about someone going around leaving bum prints on some of my neighbors windows how the copper kept a straight face i dont know apparently he has done it to all seven houses up my road except mine in other words they was pointing the finger at me but ruled me out as the bum cheeks on Eddy's porch next door was quite large and as you most know im a skinny kunt . im not making this up but i do admit i thought i was dreaming at first . UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE

[Irish boy 67]

Them 'wee ones' must've been strong, eh Villa

[villayouth 37]

Them 'wee ones' must've been strong, eh Villa

 

Honest mate im not making this up , just wish my sister had been here to witness it very surreal indeed

[HAMLEKLEK 4]

Honest mate im not making this up , just wish my sister had been here to witness it very surreal indeed

 

 

Get dave( your dog) to sniff the bum prints on the windows , then knock at all the houses down your street and ask " Can dave smell your arse " ?

[villayouth 37]

Get dave( your dog) to sniff the bum prints on the windows , then knock at all the houses down your street and ask " Can dave smell your arse " ?

 

I had to lock that little fucker in the kitchen he went berserk at the yellow vested Kunts

[HAMLEKLEK 4]

I had to lock that little fucker in the kitchen he went berserk at the yellow vested Kunts

 

 

When they were questioning you were they looking at your arse ? Makes you wonder if they took DNA samples off the cheek prints , let's hope they catch the cunt with his pants down

[villayouth 37]

When they were questioning you were they looking at your arse ? Makes you wonder if they took DNA samples off the cheek prints , let's hope they catch the cunt with his pants down

yes they did but my smoothe Jenifer lopesz bum cheeks didnt match the prints

Edited February 21, 2011 by villayouth

[alexist 12]

I wonder why they gave your house a swerve. Perhaps they've heard that pointing an arse at you wouldn't be the cleverest thing to do.

 

A lot of years back when I was young free and slightly mental, I went to leave my arse imprint on the bonnet of my cousins car but it was so cold I actually left half my arse there very painful.

[HAMLEKLEK 4]

I wonder why they gave your house a swerve. Perhaps they've heard that pointing an arse at you wouldn't be the cleverest thing to do.

 

A lot of years back when I was young free and slightly mental, I went to leave my arse imprint on the bonnet of my cousins car but it was so cold I actually left half my arse there very painful.

 

 

[capdagde 1,954]

Honest mate im not making this up , just wish my sister had been here to witness it very surreal indeed

 

Maybe a clue there villa? (Hoping your sister is still "with us" and I'm not making a "not in the know" error).

 

Next time could you surreptitiously record the interview on your phone (maybe you have the "right" to record it anyway). You could become a star on Youtube.

 

Hope you are well, matey

 

Andy Cap

[HAMLEKLEK 4]

I had to lock that little fucker in the kitchen he went berserk at the yellow vested Kunts

 

[villayouth 37]

 

What an ugly black kunt

[logan 1]

Its not April yet

[bigstuy 8]

haha trying to take a dna sample from villas arse would lead to some interesting discoveries id bet, i reckon you would need csi new york to decipher it all haha

[villayouth 37]

Honest a god this shit happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even my sister just got back and told me to fuck off she said i am mad and need to stay off the drink

[danboy 151]

I know this has nothing to do with Pattaya but ive got to share this as im at home alone and need to say something to someone . The police just came to my house and asked if i knew anything about someone going around leaving bum prints on some of my neighbors windows how the copper kept a straight face i dont know apparently he has done it to all seven houses up my road except mine in other words they was pointing the finger at me but ruled me out as the bum cheeks on Eddy's porch next door was quite large and as you most know im a skinny kunt . im not making this up but i do admit i thought i was dreaming at first . UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE

 

Haha! So this is how you've been passing the time since quitting the demon drink then eh laddie!

 

Instead of getting leathered on special brew, your off mooning the neighbours and leaving skid marks on their windows!

 

The devil will find work for idle hands(or arses)! 555555

[jacko 8,696]

The police will get to the bottom of it.

[berettakid 26]

I went on the police website and put in your postcode mate,

 

it says a spate of lewd indecent act were being perform the previous night, i.e a skinny cunt was being gobbled by a fat hairy bastard, the fat guy had his pants down when the skinny cunt got excited and pushed too hard !

 

The hairy bastard backed off to prevent choking thus bum prints in windows around the said area

 

A reward was offered for information and outstanding local citizens Mr Hussein and Mr Abdalia came forward as witnesses