Gawk-O-Matic

[butterflyblonde 30]

Fed up of looking like John Wayne while entering a saloon bar?

 

Tired of being manhandled by jobsworth management?

 

 

 

 

 

:D :D :D :clueless

 

 

 

If you are a gawker and need that precious 30,000,000,000 nanoseconds or longer to decide if this or that Agogo is for you, then what you need is the new Gawk-O-Matic Instant Decision Maker (I.D.M)

 

With this revolutionary new device, you will be able to scan through walls and check out the talent within, NO MORE having to buy a drink just to be disappointed by the lack of lookers on display, NO MORE finding out the hard way that the girls inside barely cling to their poles with about as much enthusiasm across their faces as benefits agency staff.

 

 

Soon, you'll be having as much fun as these nuns with this handy new device.

 

 

 

 

Gawk-O-Matic IDM's have 25x the power of more traditional X-Ray specs..

 

..and pretty soon you will be able to see things in new ways you never thought possible...

 

 

 

This fantastic headset will soon be available from all good 7-11 stores near you, priced very reasonably at 1,499 baht, you will soon re-coup the investment made from all those drinks bought for yourself and begging ladies, NO MORE sad puppy eyes from waitresses to deal with, NO MORE greedy fat mamasans!

 

The Gawk-O-Matic also has other handy uses...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Check out whether that barstool companion is friend or foe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Find out whether or not that delivery vehicle really is carrying illegal immigrants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Learn whether or not that latest live-in really is telling the truth...

 

 

 

Harness the power of Gawk-O-Matic for a trouble free punting environment, available while stocks last, see back of L&M cigarette packs for details.

[MM 6,562]

That's great stuff.

 

You can gawk without entering. It's a win-win situation.

 

No more of this sort of thing required...

[papillon 695]

Hands up who's gone into FLB and left without buying a drink because there's no girls working?

[MM 6,562]

Hands up who's gone into FLB and left without buying a drink because there's no girls working?

 

Not a problem in FLB.

[papillon 695]

Not a problem in FLB.

Shouldn't be a problem anywhere.

 

Guys that feel obliged to buy a drink when nothing apeals to them really need to grow a set. This only encourages shit bars to carry on as they are.

 

If I were to sit and have a drink at every shit agogo in Pattaya, I'd be pissed before I found a decent one, lol.

[Desmond Jones 196]

Hands down the funniest thing yet on this board.............

 

 

 

Please test market on Mr. Papillon, MM will probably thank you.

 

I remember fantasizing as a kid whenever I saw the X-Ray specs ad in the comic books. Man, if I had those specs my life would be complete!

[butterflyblonde 30]

That's great stuff.

 

 

Glad you appreciate my attempt at humour, sometimes we take ourselves too seriously on these boards, an inject of humour essential IMHO.

[short 215]

Don't forget the sony handycam with infrared mode. Works great at the beach.

[teelack 9,022]

Butterfly. Excellent and I for one appreciate the research that you must have had to have done to put this together.