Golf Quotes

[duece]

Some golf Quotes that may be apt ;D

 

"Golf and  sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it."

-Jimmy Demaret and Duece

 

Golf: "A  game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood."

-Samuel Johnson

 

"Doggie pull those shorts up, you are just driving short of the ladies tee for the caddies benifit"

- Thumper

 

"Golf is like  a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart."

-Arnold Daly

 

"Who's got the Rideher cup"

-The European Team

 

"No matter  what happens- never give up a hole...In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast."

-Sam Snead

 

"Matt watch the fucking motor cyclist"

- AM

 

"Golf does  strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of everybody."

-Milton Gross

 

"If Dads off 36, I have a 12" dick"

- Duece

 

 "Talking  to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent  is teeing off."

-Bruce Lansky

 

"It's still good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling."

-Mark Twain

 

"The older  you get the stronger the wind gets- and it's always in your face."

-Jack Nicklaus

 

"Where did that fucker go"

- Duece

 

"Thank god for Norwegians"

-Ben

 

"It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on."

-Lee Trevino

 

 

Cheers

Duece

[Grendel]

Very Funny Duece, but clearly you are embellishing about the "Where did that fucker go" quote.  RobertCC might be able to verify I have never heard you cuss after a bad shot.  I remember a strained "Oh my goodness" from you while Bob and I were piling up the shouts of "Fuck" and "Dammit to Hell".  Sounds like revisionist history to me... kind of like a non contrivesial RideHer Cup win by the Euros that you are all coming out of the woodwork to remind us of now.  Just wait till this year.

 

Gren