I'm a responsible citizen

[Captain_C 28]

Yesterday morning, I saw a radical Muslim, ranting on about Western aggression in the peace loving Islamic paradise of Afghanistan.

 

He was standing on a jetty on the Murray River.

 

He got so excited he lost his footing and fell into the river and could not swim.

 

Being a responsible citizen, I immediately notified the emergency services.

 

By noon today, they still hadn't arrived.

 

I'm beginning to think I wasted a stamp.

[danboy 151]

You are a true gentleman, I know plenty who would have left him to drown!