Texting for Seniors

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Texting for Seniors

 

The mobile phone has increased in popularity quite drastically over the last decade and in particular the use of text messages.

A whole new language of abbreviations (like BFF, LOL, etc) has been developed by the younger generation to speed up the process of texting, but finally the older generation have recognised the benefits of fast texting, and developed their own texting vocabulary.

 

Should you receive a text message with some unfamiliar terms in it please refer to the list below :-

 

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL - CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where're the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

 

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in)