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The morning after


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Guy picks up a girl at a disco. Too noisy to do much chatting, but they seem to hit it off and they eventually leave together and go to her place for a good nights fun.

 

next morning, girl says

"We didn't talk much last night. It was too noisy, but I'm psychic. I can tell you what you do for a living""

 

""No" says the guy. "'I don't believe it. You'll never guess""

 

""Give me 20 quid if i guess right first time"" says the girl, so they agree on the bet.

 

The girl says:

""Ï know that you are a dentist. And I know that you are a very good dentist and very popular with your patients""

 

The guy is gobsmacked. He is a dentist and he has a very successful business with lots of referrals from his patients.

 

He hands over the twenty quid and asks the girl to tell him how she knew

 

"Well"" she said. ""You were at it for half an hour and I never felt a thing in all that time""

 

Boom.boom.

 

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