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Old man can still think fast.......


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An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back that was shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned.

'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed my alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

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I just forwarded that to an older friend in Australia......

The clock is ticking now to see when it will come back to me from someone else!

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