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Monica Lewinsky

BigusDicus

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BigusDicus

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After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing
her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!
Touching story, isn't it?
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Bushcraft

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Don't be too hard on the girl, that whole thing with Bill Clinton came about because of her dyslexia. As an intern, she apparently received a memo on the desk reading: The President wants you to sack his cook.

The rest is history.

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