Little Jimmy came home from school

[DrPat 416]

BD’s excellent ‘Little Sally’ gag reminded me of…

 

 

Little Jimmy came home from school and his mother asked him what he had done that day.

 

Jimmy, rather excitedly replied, “I had my first sexual experience today”.

 

His mother, somewhat shocked by this, said, “Eight years old and you had your first sexual experience?!? Get upstairs. Wait till your father gets home!”

 

When Jimmy’s father arrives, the mother tells him what little Jimmy had done, the father saying to her, “I’ll give him a good talking to!”, but, walking upstairs, he starts thinking to himself, “My son… eight years old… first sexual experience… can’t be bad… ”

 

Going into little Jimmy’s bedroom the father says, “So, you had you first sexual experience today, eh son?”

 

“Yea, that’s right dad.”

 

“What was it like?”

 

“Yea, it was OK.”

 

“Are you going to have another one tomorrow?”

 

“I may do… but my bottom’s still a bit sore…”

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