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A young pilot crash-lands in a jungle clearing in Africa. On struggling out of the wreckage, he finds himself surrounded by a mob of angry natives wielding spears. He says to himself "Oh shit, I'm really fucked now".

Suddenly a voice from the clouds says to him: "No you're not fucked - see that big native with the spear prancing around in front of you? That's their chieftain. Grab his spear and stab him in the chest with it."

The pilot does as the voice commands, grabs the spear and runs it through the chieftain's chest.

"NOW you're really fucked," the voice says.

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