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Great pics-although you would not get away with the uniforms in the fucking pc crazy UK.Fireman would read " FIREFIGHTER ". What next " COMBUSTION DIFUSAL ENGINEER " Anway great pics,whoever you are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all yester day I changed 500 pounds of TCs into baht and got 35652baht,the rate for cash would have been almost 300 less and this was after charges.On the day I arrived (20thapril)I got 66.5 baht to the pound I am feeling much richer now

Thanks for taking the time out fellas.At 900 I think I will give it a blast.

Bloke walks into a bar and orders a double Whisky.The drink arrives and he downs it in one.After wiping his brow he orders a treble Whisky and again downs it in one.His hand shakes as he orders the same again three times,same result.The barman is agog and says " Fuckin hell mate,that's the fastest I've seen anybody knock back Whisky in 20 years " " Well you would do the same if you had what I had " he says. " Whats that ? " the barman asks,deeply concerned. " About 80p " came the reply

You are having a Turkish mate. Welcome to the fair,it's a hell of a ride.

I hate Russian too would much rather take my time..............who wrote the bible ??

So cut to the chase.......................how much for the shag ??? 1000 is still 1000 in real life.

just re-read your request,you want direct ? and gatwick is not heathrow i will get my coat !!

Etihad showing £381 depart 1 sept,from gatwick,put 16 sept as a return but should be regular.

sorry it was Travelocity,bit pissed good luck

Got a flight with Etihad on July 21st for £380 I booked through Trailfinders,give it a shot

Whats in it for me ???

Genius !!

Tricky one this..............let me think.........................all depends......................................HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU GOT ?? The more the merrier,do you think Sachin Tendulkar would have any trouble getting in.........same same.

A bloke is out walking his dog in the park.A lovely sunny day,kids playing and feeding the ducks,cricket on the green.Lovers taking a picnic. He takes a rest on a bench and notices the old guy on the end is crying his eyes out.After 10 minutes of bawling like a baby he can take no more and asks the old guy whats wrong. Well,he sobs his reply. I am 96 years old. My wife is 21.Blonde,big blue eyes,massive breasts,long athletic legs. Every time I walk through the door she is waiting for me in a nurses uniform. She showers me gently. Leads me to the bedroom and we have the most mind blowing sex for two hours.She takes charge and does everything I desire in bed. When we are finished she showers me again ( is there some bargirl in her ? ) Then she cooks me the biggest steak you could imagine and when that is done she massages me untill I drift off into a very very satisfied sleep. Well says the doggie man,seems like you have a life millions would kill for. I agree,says the old timer. Well why are you so sad ?? Because I'm fucked if I can remember where I live !!!!!!

You tink too much,lue lue,you kill me.

Katoy in the making there mate !! In all seriousness he is just copying his peers,nothing to worry about.

Hi all. Can anybody tell me if the new accomodation at Tim's Bar is complete.It is situated opposite LEK Hotel on 2nd road. I beleieve it is a brand new hotel ( residence ? ). Is it me being cynical or does the new terminology for Hotels ( resort etc ) signal an intent to discourage your average sex tourist ? If so beware biting the hand that feeds you Pattaya elders !!

Hi Logan. I find oct a little cooler than dec,but a little more humid. Please do not worry about going solo,it is the best way. Have fun and enjoy.

What you mean the former sex tourists ????????????????????????? No they just need a life.

You will know because you will have just had the best fuckin blow job in your life...................and " she " will know the offside rule....................I would explain for the yanks and mounties but just ask one of the " lads ". It's only sex chaps.

Managed to get this info from a " jungle bunny " fresh from Buri on her second night in her new job. When the village monthly piss up occurs the hireachy fancy a bit of fresh with their hooch.All the unmarried girls have to line up outside their mud huts as fresh as the day they were born.The virgins must make a V sign so the chief can have a tight one if it is his wish to do so ( depends on the moon ? ). Hench the V created,the chin is just a handy resting place for the V.

fan fucking tastic

Your welcome mate. Believe me the first time is amongst the best ever,the whole point of travel is the finding out. Please don't listen to the old soaks who carp on about the negatives.The adventure you are about to have will change your life. Enjoy,and I promise I wish I was in your shoes. 150 positives against 1 negative.