BigusDicus

No denying the restorative and beneficial power of a good blowjob...

Not sure, did you see those tits? Besides he left his wife to take care of the bike....?

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for. "I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

Bored Grandmas

I had to look too many times.

I have one room with a high end LG OLED TV and outstanding LG sound bar. Does Atmos and most of the high end sound enhancements. Sound is very good. We moved recently and found ourselves with an extra room. Larger dimensions than the LG room. Decided to try the Sonos system. WiFi based music speakers, sound bars, etc.. Larger Sony TV (not the quality of the LG OLED but adequate). Sonos sound bar below the TV. Two small music speakers just behind sofa on the left and right, and one stupidly expensive subwoofer. Sound is extraordinary for movies and newer shows on Netflix, etc.. No wires anywhere, all controlled over WiFi via your cell phone (pain in the derriere to set up and configure). The rear channel can really make a difference, especially action movies but many others too. Amazing for music, integrates with most streaming services. Added two small music speakers in the master and my office upstairs. Can play the same music upstairs or three independent channels. Sonos is pricey. I hear there are more affordable systems now. https://www.sonos.com/en-us/home