Big Chief

Maybe this should have been posted in the Technical Questions section of the forum?

I have flown Thai Air so much that the stewardess' now me. When I order a beer, they bring me two. I had two make a bet with me that I couldn't drink 10 cans of beer between Hong Kong and bangkok. I drank 12, and got a date with one of them. Thai Air, if you travel them a lot, will feed you as much booze as you want. As long as you are not a stupid drunk.

Damn it! I told jiggy to move on! 5555! Seriously though, I hope he gets bored. Some guys just never learn!

Thanks for the info mate!

1) It's full of tourists that don't know any better 2) You can sit and watch tourists do stupid things 3) You can watch tourists fall for the "scams" 4) You can watch 300lb men walk around in nothing but spedo's and flip flops 5) The smell of the open sewers

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Did someone fart? Nah, it's just buffalo breath I guess.

I took a good healthy shit this morning! I was thinking of a couple of board members, and the shit just started gushing out!

Another problem I have, is when you drop that massive Titanic Turd and the cold water splashes up and hits you right in the sphincter hole. I tend to do a sudden twitch movement when this happens, and have a hard time keeping hold of the laptop. Maybe I need a strap on?

Is Benihana the place that the cheifs cook the food right in front of you and put on the show? I would love to take my wife and kids to a place like that. If this is not the place, could someone point me in the direction of one?

I do not have a problem "pinching a loaf" when logged into other forums though? As soon as I log in to this one, my shit boats return to intestive land. As soon as I log out, and into another forum, the brown cookie dough starts dropping again. A real strange problem? Anyone else log into the forum while "dropping the twins off at the pool"?

I have a theory that it is due to all the anal retentive blokes around here. Not sure though. It could be all the bad Karma involved with this site that is scaring my terd boats back up me bowels?

1) Tequila Reef soi 7 Mexican 2) Pig & Whistle soi 7 Pommie 3) Subway multiple locations Cold meat sandwiches 4) Burger King beach road Royal Garden best fast food burger in the world 5) El Toro 2nd Road Italian

While I am logged into the forum, using my wireless connection, I am having trouble having bowel movements. I got bored of reading the newspaper and books while taking a dump, so I now take the laptop into the can with me and read and post on several forums. But for some reason, while logged into this particular forum, I can not seem to get the hershey river to flow? Can someone help me out with this problem?

I always use a new login and username when I change ISP locations.

That happened to me yesterday, but today seems to be okay.

jiggy's sister?

Thanks for noticing! I often work so hard, and get so little in return. No respect, no respect I tell ya!

jiggy is very active in the Thailand forum community. I know for a fact that he is going to be in Pattaya within the next 2 weeks. If anyone would like to meet him, please contact me and I will see if he is interested in meeting with you.

I know where jiggy is. I talk with him nearly everyday. We seem to have a similar train of thought sometimes?

A computer expert too! WOW! I would suggest not doing your online banking on any other computer except for your own. You would be surprised what technology is out there.

Ask "Big Buffalo", he should be able to do 14 hours of research on the internet and answer you like an old expat.

What makes you think that is what this thread is about? You are reading into my posts too mut nah!

If I wanted to change my screen name, let's say because my original one was fucked up, how could I go about doing it?

Even in desperation, anybody that knows anything about Thailand, would know never to drink the water. Are you telling me that you are stupid enough to not have bottled water on hand in your room? Or you couldn't call down to the front desk of the hotel and have them send some up for you? Come on sonny, you got to be smarter than that. Most, if not all, hotels of any size give you at least 2 bottles of free drinking water in your room.

Real smart move there genius, drinking water from the tap in Thailand 5555!