Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.
Big Chief
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Many places have used motorcycles for sale. Often very good ones can be found. Many Thai's sell their bikes when they need money. You can get a good 100cc bike for around 15k-20k baht. I would not hesitate to purchase a used bike. Although, I always buy a new one every 2 years. I usually get top price for mine when I sell them. The 125cc I have now is 2 years old now and has less than 5k Km on it. I would part with it for the right price.
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Why pale face make fun Big Chief? You want make problem for Big Chief?
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Big Chief always tip squaw that rub muscle 200 Thai face paper. Squaw make too good, Big Chief give 300 Thai face paper. This is no special muscle rubbing of Big Chief.
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Big Chief say watch out for squaw with peace pipe war party late at night and early morning on big water road. Big squaw 2 or 3 can make pale face lose face paper.
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If Big Chief remember correctly, many moons ago, some "Khag" people can not come to Thailand. Big Chief remember it was because "Khag" treat lady very badly and Thailand have many problem with man that wear loin cloth on head. Big Chief make Thai language with many squaw in Thailand. Thailand squaw say many many time to Big Chief they no like "Khag". Skin too dark, smell like dog, and "key neo" mak mak. Big Chief have many friend "Khag". Good friend for Big Chief. But difficult for Big Chief to find them squaw for horozontal mombo dance. Squaw always want more face paper from "Khag".
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Big Chief live Thailand 6 year. But Big Chief no make home in Pattaya. Big Chief make home in Chonburi city. Not far from Pattaya. Is good for Big Chief. Not many spirit world things to tempy Big Chief to do horozontal mombo dance. But Pattaya not far for Big Chief. Big Chief go there 1 day per week when squaw think Big Chief working. Big Chief think that pale face better not to live in Pattaya if want to stay Thailand many moons. Too many squaws and too many place want to help pale face do bad thing.
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Big Chief want to speak to pale face about Philippine pesos. Pale face do wise thing if change pesos into dollar before leave island of Philippine. Will lose many face paper when trade for Thai face paper. Thai do not want Philippine face paper. Big Chief travel to Philippine many time, and finally Big Chief get smart. No want lose face paper.
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Big Chief get stop at custom one time. Big Chief come from China, and have 5 bottle fire water from China (Bye Joe). Man tell Big Chief put carpet bag through metal hole. Man ask Big Chief what in bottle. Big Chief tell man in Thai language, "it is firewater from China, Big Chief bring for Thai friends and New Year. Big Chief and Thai friends get drunk and make pow wow." Thai man laugh and give Big Chief thumb up and tell Big Chief go and do not drink too much firewater. One other time in 1,998 Big Chief stopped in customs. Big Chief bring many electrical boxes for machine from USA. Thai man ask what in carpet bag. Thai man open carpet bag and see electric boxes. Many many boxes worth many many face paper. Tell Big Chief must declare. Big Chief smile, reach into loin cloth and get face paper from USA 100. Shake Thai man hand with face paper. Thai man tell Big Chief have nice day. Big Chief say no worry about customs in Thailand pale faces. If some trouble, you take out face paper and problem go away.
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Big Chief agree with many pale face. Pig & Whistle make good food for morning feed. After Big Chief feed, then short walk down metal car trail to MiniMe beer bar to drink Elephant water and wait for place open that squaw dance with milk show.
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Big Chief have same problem. Big Chief have generic hotmail. Big Chief never member magic board. Big Chief never tell lie to pale face. If Chief of magic board want, Big Chief can tell name of Big Chief and number given to Big Chief at birth from pale face in USA. Big Chief really want to be member of private magic board. Big Chief want learn from pale face, and help pale face learn also.
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Okay, no problem for Big Chief. If no pale face want to share metal wagon, Big Chief tell squaw to come in metal wagon and bring little baby of Big Chief. Big Chief have new metal wagon. Have for 3 full moons. But Big Chief only drive metal wagon 7 days. Metal Wagon still new. Have driver bring Big Chief new metal wagon and squaw to airport.
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Big Chief like look Russian squaw shake milk. Big Chief see in Walking man street. Big yellow hair and white milk make Big Chief think of doing horozontal mombo dance. Big blonde Russian squaw want many face paper. Big Chief no like. Big Chief stay and watch short time, but pay many face paper. Big Chief only go to see Russian squaw for special time of year. Big Chief want to make horozontal mombo dance with Russian squaw but can get 3-4 Thai squaw for same face paper. Big Chief take Thai squaw better. Big Chief no mind Russian people make pushy in Pattaya. Big Chief used to pale face push Big Chief around. Pale face push Big Chief off land. Make Big Chief walk many mile for new home. Pale face give Big Chief shit land in Oklahoma. Dirt red like blood from when pale face kill many Big Chief people. Now Big Chief no mind pale face push him around. Nothing more that pale face can do to Big Chief.
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Big Chief never member magic board here. Big Chief member of other magic board before. Magic Bangkok board. Too many not polite pale face there. Make fun of Big Chief. Say Big Chief make words not so good. Big Chief normal red man. Like drink firewater. Like pretty squaw. Big Chief like take many squaw and make special pow wow. Thailand make good firewater. Elephant water make Big Chief want to make rain dance in street. Please Chief of magic board, help Big Chief see member of tribe only board. Big Chief no make problem for pale face. Big Chief just want to help and learn new place to see squaw.
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Big Chief like squaw massage foot at end of Soi 6 near big water road. Big Chief like Thailand massage from squaw at massage dwelling at end of big water road near walking man street on left side. Also, good Thailand massage from squaw hal way up Soi 13/2 on left when coming from big water road. Squaws have orange color milk coverings like pumpkin in fall.
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Big bird lag in pale face mind. Big Chief no think big bird lag exist. Drink cold Elephant beer, 3 big brown bottle. Always make Big Chief smile and feel happy like dancing wolf. Cold Elephant beer and squaw smoking peace pipe until happy love water come out, pale face do this and no have problem big bird lag.
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Big Chief land Thailand 16 day of June. Big Bird land 8pm. Talk Big CHief if want to go Pattaya. Big Chief have good man drive metal wagon.
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Big Chief say goodbye home land. Sell all Big CHief things to carpet bagger. Tke big bird to Thailand. Big Chief only have five carpet box with all things Big CHief own. Big Chief stay Thailand now 6 year. Never worry about face paper. Always pale face want Big Chief make work. Now Big Chief work in kangaroo land for pale face. Pale face pay big face paper, so Big Chief leave Thailand. Big Chief go Thailand 1 week every 2 month until job finish. Then Big Chief go back to home and squaw in Thailand. Big Chief always tell pale face with no face paper, "many face paper hiding in Thailand, but pale face must find face paper."
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Big Chief same as pale face and man that wear loin cloth on head. Big Chief only have hotmail. Big Chief want to be member of private magic board. Big Chief meet many pale face that belong to magic board. Big CHief drink firewater with BigDUSA. Big Chief live Thailand many moons. MM can help Big Chief also?
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BigDUSA, Big Chief know man from other magic board name same you. You remember Big Chief? Big Chief drink fire water with you and many pale face Soi 2 last year Pattaya. Big Chief get drunk, Big Chief fall down. Big Chief want drink fire water with BigDUSA again. Big Chief like pale face same BigDUSA.
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Big Chief also new member of magic board. Big Chief make home in Thailand many moon ago. Big Chief come Thailand first time 1,997 year. Big Chief come Thailand and stay year 2,000. Big Chief have squaw, two baby, and big home dwelling. Big Chief know many thing from Pattaya to Chonburi. Big Chief not know Bangkok. Bangkok too many people and too many pale face. Big Chief no like. Bangkok Big Chief must give many face paper. Big Chief no like. You have question, you ask Big Chief.
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Me Big Chief, me come Thailand on 16 day of June. Big bird in sky land 8pm. Name big bird Singapore. Big Chief stay Thailand 7 moons, then Big Chief go back to working in kangaroo land. Big Chief have home Thailand, squaw thailand, and two baby. Big Chief can speak Thai tongue. Big Chief like drink fire water and watch little squaws shake milk on stage. Big Chief can meet pale faces for drinking fire water and watching squaws in Pattaya while Big Chief stay Thailand June. Big Chief
