HAMLEKLEK

Clique .......that will teach me to spell correctly in future

Alex is a lovely geezer , never been near my anus you jealous cunt ......my refusal to you has obviously affected you mentally .......quite largely it appears , you poofta !

Well , you would say that stinking poop shit

You stupid fucking KUNT !!

Yes After all , we all love the same , its only the boards that sets us apart

In my mind they shouldn't be, because surely we all try to achieve the same goal , albeit business or punter. Business, or holiday fun i feel we should all join in together .........naturally we are all like minded !! Nothing wrong with healthy competition granted , but come on, we can all be united and enjoy what we love together . If this were to be , then bars and punters could be happy together ......no animosity etc I know i would like it to be that way Long live the boards Ham - Cat

Translate this in thai : CUNT OFF !! Is there such a bonafide equiv ? Amazes me why anybody wants to read thai really ..........surely all we need to know is how much for boom boom , i never lose sleep about how to fuckin spell it !!!

RIP

Of course he bums cats , they are graceful sexy creatures Cats hate being raped by pooches though , young randy dave is lucky he still has his eyeballs in their sockets

Why 2 shower caps , have you got long hair ?

I will be spending Songkran up country this year , its probably been about 4 years since i had my last one in Pattaya. I will never forget as i had an eye infection which migrated to my earholes . One blocked and painful ear + a blood shot eye fucked up my songkran after 2 days ......cost me for eye drops and anti-biotics .......worst of all i had to stay off the booze. Swiftly followed by what i can only describe as the flu .......at the time i thought i had caught avian flu Somtimes the water they squirt is unclean plus it is freezing cold and takes your breath away ........i reme

Thai Woman jumps to her death from South Pattaya 9th Floor condo 14th February 2011 A Thai woman reportedly jumped to her death after a drinking session with her Danish boyfriend. Khun Somkuan aged 35 is alleged to have jumped from the 9th floor balcony of room number 932, occupied by Mr. Jorn Lyngso aged 71 at the Yensabai Condotel in South Pattaya. Pattaya Police were called-in to investigate the incident and spoke with Mr. Lyngso who suggested the pair were drinking throughout the night. At the time of the incident, Khun Somkuan reportedly said goodbye to Mr. Lyngso and threw

Room doesn't bother me to much , as long as i have clean towels etc i am happy. Most barfines will do a spot of house work anyhow

Varies from hotel to hotel, most i find clean the room about midday-ish depending of course if i have hung the sign on the door knob. If i am in the room and they want to clean i just ask for fresh towels and water etc and tell them to clean later. I fucking hate it when they clean the room when i'm in their , makes me feel like a spare prick at a wedding .

Of course , although somtimes the texture of my feces can be quite fatty with adhering qualities .... especially when it hits the real meat of my buttocks !

Exactly , i only popped out for a bog roll

The only bummer for me would be everytime i went in or out i would be talked into or encouraged to drink. I might only pop out for some chewing gum ......10 hours later STEAMING PISSED !!!