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I've looked and have seen many of the posting about private insurance for the local hospitals but does anyone use a private doctors ? Are there any private clinics ? If so, any cost info. Thanks Shamas O'dognasty

http://micheleshumor.blogspot.com/2008/09/...or-bristol.html Politics is a mix of scum, crap, lies and then some low life barbs. We elect them and let them make laws we have to live with.

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check with the local hospitals, they should be able to remember her, she's been ax wacked quite a few times.

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse! The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a Whorehouse smells like.'

Thanks FH. I've found a few services on the net which sound good but I'm a doubting thomas to all things on the net. I was sitting on my donkey at work and decided to call the UPS store which is a few blocks away, I was surprised that they offered the service because they don't advertise it. I stopped by yesterday on my way home and got the rates and sales pitch. Sound pretty good. I'm thinking of getting a box in Lost Wages and using the address to get a Nevada address. Thanks for your reply Shamas O'Dognasty

I've gone back a dozen pages and then some more and haven't found much on mail fordwarding services. Any info would be appreciated. I plan on heading to SEA at the first of the year and this is the only thing I don't have a firm plan on. Thanks to all Shamas O'Dognasty Butt Sniffer to the Stars.

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This was interesting. Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they t hink and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition.. Get what they want... 20 years of good luck if you forward. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Op timistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward. PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive.. Don ' t like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving.. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward. ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatien t. Sometimes selfish.. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored... Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.. 16 years of good luck if you forward. TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard w orkers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has end urance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice.. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of good Luck if you forward GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic.... Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The Perfectionis t (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can ' t make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking.. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautifu l inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

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The University of Louisville Football program has gone from a top 10 contender to a "who ?" in two years. They have gotten lots of news coverage as some of the players have managed to get arrested and are leaving town as quick as the courts will let them. A woman calls 911, she's screaming that a burgler is in her house stealing her TV. All she can tell the 911 operator is he's wearing a UL football jersey. The operators says, relax, get his number, we'll know him. UofL is expecting a 7 and 6 season this coming year, 7 arrests with 6 convictions. What do they call a drug ring at UofL ? A football huddle If 4 UofL Football players are riding in a car, who's driving ?' A cop. Why is the UofL football program going with a no huddle offense this year? 2 or more known felons can't congragate without being a parole violation. UofL asked the NCAA if it's a rule's violation to provide finicial assistance for Bail. All new players are required to take an orientation class on their Miranda Rights The team has adopted a new Honor System Yes your Honor, No your Honor, Hoooowwww much Time Your Honor

HOBART , Ind -- A man whose animal cruelty conviction led to a state law making sexual relations with animals a crime has been indicted on charges of downloading obscene images and videos involving sex and animals. Michael Bessigano, 37, of Hobart, was arrested last week by federal authorities on a charge of transportation of obscene material involving bestiality between February and June. U.S.Magistrate Paul Cherry ordered Bessigano to undergo psychological evaluation to determine whether he was sane at the time of the most recent alleged offense. Bessigano's attorney, John Martin, did not return a call yesterday seeking comment. Bessigano served more than four years in state prison for a 2002 animal cruelty conviction for stealing a chicken from a farmer, having sex with the animal in a motel room and killing it. Althought Bessigano had a history of alleged abuse against other animals, he could not be charged with bestiality in 2002 because there was no law against it at the time. Bessigano was also convicted of animal cruelty in 1993 for a matter involving a dog. Bessigano was released from prison in January and last week's federal indictment alleges that he began using an interactive computer service to download images and video of bestiality beginning in February. Bessigano's family members have complained of harassment from neighbors. He was arrested June 12 on an undisclosed parole violation and held for two weeks in the Lake County Jail for the safety of himself and the community, state parole officals have said. He was released June 30. Now y'all know why we make fun of hoosiers

Two good ole' boys in a trailer park, were sittin around talking one afternoon over cold beers. After a while, Goober says to Bubba, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" Bubba crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'. EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS: TUESDAY THURSDAY TODAY TOMORROW THANKSGIVING THATURDAY THUNDAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...AS A MAN SEES IT.. ... YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES...... YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY......... AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50 ? NUDITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The difference between a girlfriend and a wife? ABOUT 45 LBS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUS BAND? ABOUT 45 MINUTES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART? THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO? A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM? ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ! A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE B EGINS 'ONCE UPON A TIME.....' AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS........... 'Y'ALL AIN' T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT.'.

Yep, pretty much right, good to know where coffee comes from, all the time I thought it was grown inside the machine. Shamas O'Dognasty

Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I fondly remember my mom using Tide and she always was so proud how she could get the stains out of my clothes, it sure does gets the job done. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my wife’s new white blouse and carpet. I was surprised at how inconsiderate and uncaring she got, I expected her to be a little upset but I didn’t expect the belittling and stinging comments she lashed at me. One thing led to another and somehow blood ended up being mixed with the wine stains! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came by investigating my wife’s disappearance said their DNA tests were negative and my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a “person of Interest” in their investigation. What a relief! Going through a late life crisis is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. Shamas O’Dognasty

> When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled > recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and > even left > his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was "a generic white > cardboard > box filled with a greyish-white powder." (That's at least the way > the police > report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police > said, "that > it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought > they'd > hit the big time." > > Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the > burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She > died three years ago." > > The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug de aler known as > Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there > too - -about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was > this note which said: > > "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted > your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day

"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." "A Gentleman should not be seen before mid-morning unless he is returning home from the night before" I only wish I knew then what I know now ! Once you've gone Asian, you won't go Caucasian. Shamas O'Dognasty

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Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) ( The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pleas e alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets com pletely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think? Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable

I hope it catches on all over the world, with the chics. I can't deny it, I like nice butts.

Shipwrecked.................................. A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'