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I have a friend from Norway who's health is poor so he's trying to go back to Norway for medical help BUT, he's having problems which I've outlined below. My Norway Friend has very low lung capacity so he has to use oxygen when exerting himself. He's in his early 60s and can walk, but just a short distance. While sitting he rarely need his oxygey. He'll need an airline that will suppliment his portable oxygen bottle. He's been denied by Thai Air. Thai Air says he must have a doctor to fly with him which he can't afford. The Norway Embasse has been no help. Any Advice would be greatly appreciated. Shamas O'Dognasty Gourmet Catering and Septic Tank Cleaning

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in northern Minnesota. He said it's been snowing since early this morning and the snow was nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window for hours and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Thanks for bringing back the fond memories. The panic runs to the crapper. The panic when the gut let out that little eek then the dam burst. Putting a folded town inside my shorts and praying that it would be enough if I accidently farted in my sleep. Never sleeping for fear of farting. I was the first patient of the day, 8am I was on the table in the room. Wearing my nifty gown that is open to the world you have just passed. I get to see the hose that is going to go up Ole Muddy, It's 2 meters long, black and way tooo big around. I taped a standard piece of paper to the cheek of Ole Muddy, a large red stop sign with STOP, EXIT ONLY in bold letters written on it. The nurse never came to the back side so the doc was the first to see it, LOL. She had given me a injection via a drip line. She told me it would help me relax. Doc came in, I'm still wide awake and chatting away. I get another injection. Since I'm a long term Recreational Drug Therapy Subject mild stuff doesn't effect me much. I got 3 more injections then he told her to give me something different. I told the doc I ain't no fag and have no real thrills of having that black hose rammed up the ole pooter but unless you have some serious knockout shit, the stuff you're using is a waste of t i m e e e e e. I still have the full page of 16 color pics. Show them as often as I can, usually at dinner with friends. Oh what fond memories. Shamas O'Dognast Gourmet Catering and Septic Tank Cleaning

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday. Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them. Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful. Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when the woman insisted her name was Jesus Christ and some potential jurors laughed out loud when her name was called. But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."

"When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now. Too many damm security cameras." Shamas O'Dognasty Butt Sniffer to the Stars

Bad day at Hallmark Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day......... (they're pretty bad... ) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked .... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret .. She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... 'What the hell was I thinking?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have Someone to hold, Someone to love. Having met you ... I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I now believed in Hell. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. #################################################### Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Please take your knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ******************************************************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in N.C. , Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together, You said you'd die for me. Now that we are apart, Please kepp your promise. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here.. ===================================================== Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday.. So we're having you put to sleep _________________ Shamas O'Dognasty Gourmet Catering & Septic Tank Cleaning

Too True, Too Funny, gotta send it to my sisters

BBC reported a source close to the LA Police Investigation as sayings the MJ's skin was as white as writting paper, he was emaciated (sp?) and the vains in both arms were collasped which indicate druge abuse. LOOKING LIKE he wasn't the biological father of his kids. His long time GP Doctor is denying being the doner father. Yep, thats my boy Jacko the Wako. His family can't figure out what to do with the body. Lets see if I can help "Plant the mother fucker in the ground and see what come up, a monkey ass phucking pedeophile freaking white lilly with black roots." ( He used to sleep with his chimp ) Lastly to Al Sharpton, yep Jacko sure is a great example of a black civil rights leader. Shamas O'Dognasty

The determining factor for Serious and Not Serious is who's dick it is. Ask Eddy D and he would tell you it was damn serious.

As for me, I'm leaving her alone (no pun intended). She's just a gal doing the best she can with what she has. Bless her heart for trying so hard Shamas O'dognasty

He was a great entertainer but a frigging freako.

A Soft Taco

On his return he said he cried for 5 days. Reminds me of the girl who complained that a guy had pulled his dick out and showed it to her. When the police asked her "how long" she replied "after 20 minutes I had to leave for my appointment. Back to the GOV, reminds me of Mel Brooks in the scene in Blazing Saddles when he comes out with his half dressed secratary. The Gov cried for 5 our of 7 days. IF he had been soooo upset he could have brought his ass back home. My 2 bhat says they were tears knowing he would have to go home soon. IF he had half a lick of brains he should have flown her up here, had a thingyThingy with her in a Motel 6 in Georga and no one would have known the difference. What a dumb fuck. He cried for 5 days, OH his poor weaping ass Shamas O'Dognasty

I got one right, is that a good score

40 years ago we used to have some pretty good parties on a farm. A cardinal sin was to fall asleep Three day weekends constituted a 5 day bash. The blind, cripple and craze were normalized and the normal were never right afterwards. One night C Cat snoozed out, we put burnt paper ash on his face, added lipstick to his lips and rimmed his mouth with it and added mucho eye shadow up to his hair line. We drew tits on the back of his shirt and dick and balls on his pants and a toilet paper streamer out his rea. Mid morning we woke him up and quickly got him in a car, we were all heading to McDs for a chow run. CCat didn't have a clue. The kids working at McDs along with the other customers were shocked . We were loving it. CCat didn't realize anything was amiss for a few hours. Never ever go to sleep around drunk phucks. Shams O'D

I did a search for Pattaya apartments and found a few web sites. Saw quite a few listing between 6 & 10 K Bt mo. Shamas O'Dognasty

I'm squating in CM right now and the costs are very resonable. Studio in nice building, water and elect are $250 mo. Internet is free in my building, or you can use the little internet cafe out front which runs 10Bt an hour. Food, at the local stalls it's about $3 a day 7-11 for bottled water, $10 mo. Whoopie money, $60 a month Not much for P4P but it has some action. Booze - Zilch, I no longer feel a need to get drunk. Transportation $10 a week tops Health care, ???? , I'll check on that shortly. Shamas

Did I get this right, the Thai Immigration is not wanting to mess with paperwork for the 15 day visa runners so they are wanting to cut them down ? The Thai's initiated the 15 day rule when tourism sank. It appeared to be an effort to boost visa fees BUT now it's looking like a grand effort to screw up parts of the Thai Economy. I don't know how many people do visa runs but I do see many advertisments for Thai's who provide visa run services. If the runners are forced out of LOS, there are plenty of other places in SEA where they can go and spend their $$$. Shamas

I once met an old indian when I was visiting the 4 corners area of the southwest. His wrinkled face and drooped eyes spoke of his many hard days and night spent on this earth. As we spoke, his wife came out and walked by us, just giving a glance and a nod. I asked him what her name was, he replied Four Horses. I throught for a few seconds about how the indians name kids at birth and could not figure out how Four Horses could be a name for a girl. I had to ask The old man looked around and leaned close to me and said Four Horses is the name I gave her. All She Does is NAG NAG NAG NAG

I like it, either shit or get off the pot attitue Shamas O'Dognasty

The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: 'Yes, it is a serious problem.' 71% of respondents answered: 'No es problema seriosa.'

Yep and on this side of the Big Pond we keep hearing that the 20 million illegal Latinos are a help to the US Economy. The Rise and Fall of the English Speaking World or How Capatalism eat itself to death in the round eye world Shamasdog

How much does the Flying Circus pay ? Does this mean Elephant can really fly ? What is the second most alternative comedy you've ever heard ?

It's my attempt at humor, she was an ugly kid, perky but ugly, now , well looks like a speeding truck hit her and knocked all the ugly off. Humor Section guys

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Pulliam...night/Pictures/ Pray for her