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I've looked and have seen many of the posting about private insurance for the local hospitals but does anyone use a private doctors ? Are there any private clinics ? If so, any cost info. Thanks Shamas O'dognasty
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http://micheleshumor.blogspot.com/2008/09/...or-bristol.html Politics is a mix of scum, crap, lies and then some low life barbs. We elect them and let them make laws we have to live with.
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http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm
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check with the local hospitals, they should be able to remember her, she's been ax wacked quite a few times.
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse! The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know wh
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Thanks FH. I've found a few services on the net which sound good but I'm a doubting thomas to all things on the net. I was sitting on my donkey at work and decided to call the UPS store which is a few blocks away, I was surprised that they offered the service because they don't advertise it. I stopped by yesterday on my way home and got the rates and sales pitch. Sound pretty good. I'm thinking of getting a box in Lost Wages and using the address to get a Nevada address. Thanks for your reply Shamas O'Dognasty
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I've gone back a dozen pages and then some more and haven't found much on mail fordwarding services. Any info would be appreciated. I plan on heading to SEA at the first of the year and this is the only thing I don't have a firm plan on. Thanks to all Shamas O'Dognasty Butt Sniffer to the Stars.
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lol lol lol
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This was interesting. Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAbeUHvT3mQ Shamas O'Dognasty
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The University of Louisville Football program has gone from a top 10 contender to a "who ?" in two years. They have gotten lots of news coverage as some of the players have managed to get arrested and are leaving town as quick as the courts will let them. A woman calls 911, she's screaming that a burgler is in her house stealing her TV. All she can tell the 911 operator is he's wearing a UL football jersey. The operators says, relax, get his number, we'll know him. UofL is expecting a 7 and 6 season this coming year, 7 arrests with 6 convictions. What do they call a drug ring
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HOBART , Ind -- A man whose animal cruelty conviction led to a state law making sexual relations with animals a crime has been indicted on charges of downloading obscene images and videos involving sex and animals. Michael Bessigano, 37, of Hobart, was arrested last week by federal authorities on a charge of transportation of obscene material involving bestiality between February and June. U.S.Magistrate Paul Cherry ordered Bessigano to undergo psychological evaluation to determine whether he was sane at the time of the most recent alleged offense. Bessigano's attorney, John Mar
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Two good ole' boys in a trailer park, were sittin around talking one afternoon over cold beers. After a while, Goober says to Bubba, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" Bubba crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
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RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'. EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS: TUESDAY THURSDAY TODAY TOMORROW THANKSGIVING THATURDAY THUNDAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS: 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOM
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Yep, pretty much right, good to know where coffee comes from, all the time I thought it was grown inside the machine. Shamas O'Dognasty
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Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I fondly remember my mom using Tide and she always was so proud how she could get the stains out of my clothes, it sure does gets the job done. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my wife’s new white blouse and carpet. I was surprised at how inconsiderate and uncaring she got, I expected her to be a little upset but I didn’t expect the belittling and stinging comments she lashed at me. One thing led to another and somehow blood ended up being
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> When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled > recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and > even left > his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was "a generic white > cardboard > box filled with a greyish-white powder." (That's at least the way > the police > report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police > said, "that > it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought > they'd > hit the big time." > > Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV
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"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." "A Gentleman should not be seen before mid-morning unless he is returning home from the night before" I only wish I knew then what I know now ! Once you've gone Asian, you won't go Caucasian. Shamas O'Dognasty
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/323428/under...britney_spears/
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/965636/the_ultimate_rivalry/
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1107986/cool..._of_air_travel/
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Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) ( The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think? Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guy
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I hope it catches on all over the world, with the chics. I can't deny it, I like nice butts.
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Shipwrecked.................................. A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better