nidnoyham

Well congratulate her on her thinking Kev. See? See ? It does have some possibilities. Not to mention fresh fish for breakfast-dinner- supper...... Somewhere to rinse out your smalls- after you caught the fish ! A swimming area. Yeah ! Got you thinking now eh ?

I'm one of the last people to call someone who isn't English-English. If they won the highest accolade in the world of sport or discovered the cure for cancer. The term British, has lost any meaning it once had. A Ugandan politician said recently- " Anyone can be British- only a Ugandan can be Ugandan." The 'British' woman caught drug smuggling in Laos, has managed to get herself pregnant while in custody. This means she escapes the death penalty. Being a British passport holder, also means our Embassy have spoken in support of her. A human rights lawyer is arranging for her to be deported to the UK to serve her time here, where she will get as much help and support for her and her baby as we can give her- she's a drug smuggler FFS. My son and his GF work their arses off and get f##k all help from anyone. The local London news last night could have been a Party political broadcast for thr BNP. An illegal immigrant and his two wives, arrested in Southall for running a bogus immigration service, letting over a thousand Indians into the UK with forged visas..... The top ranking muslim police officer in the Met' in court for making false claims about an arrest........... Off to the polls today. Now, who shall I vote for ?

This winter he did, just a few hundred yards from where I now sit. I am totally disappointed by the lack of adventure and imagination shown by otherwise, seemingly world wise, pleasure seeking individuals. Rent a condo, it will be safer- What happens if it rains and the wind gets up ? Blimey, if everyone was like you lot a few centuries ago, Thailand would still be undiscovered. I would have thought the Brit's with their seafaring history, would have been a bit more enthusiastic.

Look upon it a as visa run !

My workmate at Air Canada did a lost baggage report for him years ago. When it came to filling out the Customs declaration form, he couldn't resist asking Lennox his nationality.

If you're talking about Andy Murray, to me he will be nothing else but a Scot. He is the tennis worlds Gordon Brown.

This is a good point. Two years ago, a young English lad, had a motorcycle accident in Vietnam. He was badly injured. His father applied to have him flown home by the Travel insurance company, but they refused to honour the claim, because the lad did not have a full UK motorcycle license. One of these small print things that they don't mention when taking your premium. Luckily the father had a contact in VN and a few bob to pay for his sons repatriation. It still cost thousands of pounds. He was so enraged with the insurance company, he contacted Sky News and was interviewed to warn others about insurance exemptions for claiming. Read all of your terms and conditions for your travel insurance. It is time well spent- BEFORE YOU LEAVE HOME !

Oh no ! A Pikeyist or is it Pikeyphobic post ?

Yep, if Ron could get it to rhyme and add some music, it would be a world wide hit !

QANTAS- Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards. In the late '70's JAL flight Attendants uniform was dark blue jacket, blue miniskirt, blue fishnet tights. The aircraft would pull onto L23 at LHR next to our restroom. The entire crew would walk down the steps to the ramp and cross the road to their office. Trucks would scream to a halt to let them cross. No one pulled away until the last one was through the office doors- happy days.

Sorry BigD, as am American, you are not allowed to separate Hollywood from fact. That is like dissing the Bible.

I thought the idea of the open road or river would hold more appeal to the cigar butt chewing, nipple pierced, tattood, grey haired, pony tailed, bandanna wearing type, than cruising around Patt's on a Harley every day. Where's your sense of adventure ? The world could be your lobster. I can feel a Hollywood film coming on, with Sly Stalone in the lead part- Ramble Free ( followed by Four, Five, Six.... ) There are plenty of BM's who could play his ex 'Nam buddies !

This wasn't an ad, it was a suggestion for alternative accommodation in LOS for Ferangs. If your landlord starts playing up, you up anchor, or drive elsewhere. One bloke built his house as a mobile residence. When the owner of the land came to end his tenancy, and hopefully claim the house, he got it towed away from the sight.

There was an interesting post on the forum of the Bangkok Post, suggesting that a Ferang could buy a Houseboat in which to live. No land would be required, just the access over someones land at a reasonable rent. This could be on a river or lake somewhere. If it had an engine, you could move about and have some change of scenery. Another suggestion was a motorhome or large caravan with electric hook up etc on a farm or similar. A boat conversion would be needed in LOS,as houseboats are not usually on the market. So you Englishmen, when you ask a BG if she would like to 'spend the weekend on your boat', it could have an entirely different meaning. My main concerns about either, would be security of boat or van. There is also the Mozie problem being near the water, but that goes for anywhere outside a city I guess. Anyway, it seemed a feasible option, to the 'owning land' problem. Hey you might be able to do it as a single bloke. When you die they just set fire to the thing, with you inside it- another saving !

Just checked that iii website and one Investment co shares have risen 4950% this month. Now why didn't I use some toxic loan to buy them a month ago ?

Well, some bastard won over £113,000,000 last night on the Euro lottery. They won't have to work again, nor will the next 100 generations of their family.

And you said you would do better doing the Euro lottery. £110,000,000 tonight.

Just for you villa, Google iii, it is an investment website. On the Homepage, there is a search bar top right hand. Enter wkp.l and search share price. When the page appears for this company, scroll down to the box containing the biggest monthly movers by %. You will see some up in value by 200+%. That 'aint bad for a months investment eh ? 6 months ago they were all red boxes, down about 40%. Now they are all blue and rising. PS. From today they have changed the format. No monthly results to check out the big movers. They don't give the difference in daily trade volumes as sell or buy anymore either. The sight is becoming less 'new trader' friendly.

Put a few bob by, to trade- not invest, in small companies. There is a lot of blue sea now on the markets. Some of the penny shares are up 100-200% in the last month. I think a lot of companies are doing better than expected after we were all told the world was about to end this summer. It's just an idea and a bit of fun too, just don't go overboard.

Oh, I forgot the KKK, . Oxford University assessment ? They probably think multiculturism is an Indian takeaway on Friday night. When Indians take over Oxford Council to serve their own interest and f##k everyone else, like they did in Hounslow, they might have a clue as to what is happening in the real world. js007 asked why Indians are disliked ? Speaking as a BNP/KKK/Racist/ Nazi, or possibly just an Englishman that has lived with them for 30 years, it goes something like this. From casual conversation, they are disliked in at least Thailand and Burma, both of whom have a saying- " If you meet a Cobra and an Indian at the same time, kill the Indian first, because the Cobra may not harm you !" The Burmese change Cobra, to Tiger. The Burmese chap, was most annoyed that the Thais had stolen their saying. In a nutshell, they don't want to share your country. They want to take it over. They want your job, your house and run your area to suit them and theirs. Having lived under an Indian dominated Labour Council for years, I can assure you they are out to f##k everyone else to get their own way. Want some examples ? They made the front page of one Red Top paper years ago- The Sun ? Hounslow Council were charging white OAP's to hire a hall, but to Indian OAP's it was free. In Education. I was a school Governor 12 years ago. We were asked to decide on how the money for all services provided by the LEA, should be spent. One service, we had never heard of - 'Mother Tounge', taught Indian kids to speak Urdu, Punjabi. Gurjurati and Hindi up to A level. It was costing every school in the borough £2000 PA- (without them knowing it ) Despite the majority of Governing Bodies voting to stop the service, giving each school the £2000 to spend on other things. The Council refused to do so. In fact the service, which was costing over £200,000 PA then, is still running today. Take note, it isn't any other languages than Indian. The LEA had Governor meetings, that were exclusive to Ethnic Minorities. No white people were allowed. It was changed to an 'Ethnic Minority Advisory Committee' after some objections, but I am sire it still goes on today. Planning permission. The council turned a blind eye to Indians building extensions and bungalows at the bottom of their gardens without the required building permission. As Alan Keen our M.P. recalls, when he was a Councilor it was called the Cranford Mafia agreement. The present Conservative Council got voted in on a manifesto of investigating these buildings, flying the Union Flag over the council offices and scrapping all P.C. A Labour Councilor, called this persicution of Indian people who had built without planning permission, as 'Institutional Racism' Where have we heard that little nutmeg before ? It came to light that he and his cousin, had 3 houses converted to flats without P.Perm'. Heathrow Airport Every house in the area received a letter from the BAA, outlining the proposed 3rd runway. One item that came to light was the scrapping of the ( unknown to many ) Cranford Agreement, between BAA and Hounslow Council, that more flights would depart from the Southern runway, causing less noise to those living in Cranford, Hayes, and Southall ( Asian areas ) and more noise to those in Bedfont, Ashford and Staines ( non Asian areas ) I could go on, but I can't type that quickly. Of course there are some lovely Indian People here, but in General their nation has a bad reputation. All of the above, can be confirmed by contacting www.gov.UK/Hounslow, or calling the Civic Center 02085832000.

O.K someones got to say it. I am 62 years old and guess what ? When I was a kid, all the jobs that are done by immigrants today, were done by us. We had hospitals full of doctors and nurses, bus drivers, teachers in schools, shopkeepers, factory workers, Butchers, Bakers, Fishmongers..... darn it, we even made ships, dug canals, built railways, underground trains, sewers.... In fact we became a World Power all on our own and with the people we had here. I don't remember any politician 40 years ago, proposing a motioning to flood our country with natives from the third world, to do the same jobs at a lower wage. Had they done so, it would have lost a few votes at the next election. As for you being British, sorry old son, not as long as you have a hole in your ear. Cliff Richard, Joanna Lumley and Spike Milligan were all born in India, but I don't recall any of them claiming to be Indian. Mind you if an Indian passport, gave you more freedom than the one you would have in your own country, or if it gave you access to free education, health care, and housing, they might have had second thoughts. We are a tolerant race, but things are on the change, the wheel is turning. The days of the easy ride for the minorities, may be coming to an end. Already local councils are withdrawing grants to ethnic groups like the Southall Black Sisters, because they don't serve the whole community. This would not have happened 2 years ago. Times they are a changing. Opinions are not spoken in hushed voices anymore. Call us what you like, we don't care.

Am I the only one to notice that indianbrit, is only active on this post ? I admit I have not read them all, but his absence speaks volumes.

Just had a great idea ! Yes me ! Just before you check in take a picture of your bag on your phone. If it goes AWOL just show the picture to the Baggage Agent on arrival. I know it's pretty bloody clever, but that's me- surprises all the time.

nidnoyham As a fellow Brit (and one of Indian extraction), I must assume that your post was tongue in cheek. If not, I do find it somewhat questionable. Let us not forget that the BNP use the term "paki" to encapsulate anyone from South Asia (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh). Stereotypes are generalisations and, as such, suck. We in Britain have had a highly questionable history of morally reprehensible colonialism, but it is gratifying to recognise that we have grown out of that dark historical phase and the UK is now the most vibrant and liberal bastion of multiculturalism in Europe, and possibly on the planet. To be even-handed, I would add that it is embarrasing for me (as part of the Indian diaspora) that Indians in particular have created a "cheap charlie" vision in the mindsets of the gorgeous Thai girls. But these are money-deficient Indians from India (and not necessarily all of them), and most certainly not the more well-heeled variety of professional Indian (doctors, investment bankers, businessmen etc) from the USA and Europe. I would hope that Thai bar owners have the vision and the human decency to not ban Indians simply because they are Indian. Such practice in the UK would lead to a swathe of lawsuits and the closing down of bars which operate in such a discriminatory manner. Does Thailand not have race discrimination legislation? I have heard very encouraging things about FLB and can only hope that indigenously-owned and run bars learn from the FLB modus operandus. Yes we do have laws in Britain about who we can like and dislike. As I said previously, had they not been in place this problem would be repeated all over the West. The poor people of India who do this cheap charlie stuff ? Bollocks ! The ones I have seen grabbing girls and assaulting them, were all well dressed young men in Turbans. Yes The British did have a huge Empire and the Indian has done very well out of it. I have seen the way they treated the Africans in Kenya. It made the BNP look like liberals. The word Arrogant falls well short. My Kenya Asian girlfreind of many yeras ago was scared to death her dad would find out she was seeing an Englishman. In her own words " He will kill me". I don't like being lectured to, by someone from the ' victim status' of society. I live in an area where the Indians took over the Council, running it to suit their mates and for a while, the personnel department of B.A. There they were disposing of non Indian applications. 10 years ago my mate, a Rolls Royce Engineer, made the remark that all new secretaries in his department were Indian. Don't give me the poor, down trodden angle. Recent reports suggest that Britain's feel less secure in their own country than ever before. Before you come out with the Racist bit, my Thai lady is making tea and an Iraqi is having a chat in my garden with my son. ( and playing with Herbert my dog )

Then who ? Would Middle Eastern Muslims be interested in traveling all the way to LOS, when they have oodles of Americans in Iraq/ Afghanistan to bomb ? Mind you, it would save them Pakistanis ( Joe's or Bacon's ) a long flight back to Blighty to blow us up.