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When he posted pics of his girls some months ago, they all looked like dogs, and even though he said he had a few new nice ones,I was surprised at the quality of the two in the pic. If his others are of similar standard, I'll fuck them as well, but I'm going to have my work cut out. I'm only there for 8 days and I have to fuck all of Mulphy's girls too, and visit another few bars, and I need some drinking time as well!

Oh no, two more I have to fuck.

I know it's months away, but can one buy chickpea flour in Pattaya, or should I bring some with me?

Cheers mate, but as the night goes on, I may not mind the odd scab or 2!

Lee, feel free to tell me to fuck off, and I am sure you will, but when I get there, if you want, I can do you fucken authentic onion bhaji and the best naan this side of Islamabad, or Bradford. It's only a suggestion, and a few months away, but the offer is there, hell I'll even pay for it, as long as you promise me that your girls will leave me alone! Pete

Glad I'm not there. What a choice. The Dhansak, as long as it is made with the yellow split peas is just that bit different, so it would win if I could be there.

I have them all on video and DVD, but many of them are available on that UK tV links: http://www.tv-links.co.uk/ For thosew who want a look. Pete

works for me.

Why does stuff always happen when I am stuck at home? Anyway, good luck for the re-opening, may you build on the success you made before and may the new ethos that you started become the norm in Pattaya. Best wishes.

I had to go back at Christmas because my dad died suddenly. It cost me two arms and all three legs for the flights from Darwin-Brisbane-Singapore-London, but I did fly 12,000 miles. I had to fly BMI to Belfast. Now while I found their check-in arrangements etc pretty clever and streamlined, the cost was disproportionate to the distance travelled. Coming back, I paid half as much BMI to London as I did with Cathay Pacific to Singapore via Hong Kong. N. Ireland has always had the problem of paying the premium. In the 80s and 90s the flights from Manchester to BElfast were reasonable, but the Manchester airport taxes made them too dear. Liverpool was cheaper but just that much further to travel. I love N. Ireland. Christmas was my first time back in 7 years, albiet in shitty circumstances. It is a stunningly beautiful place, the people are dead on, but it's always been treated as the poor cousin. I'm a Unionist and believe strongly in N. Ireland's ties within the UK, but I realise that even ' mother? England ' treats us like second class citizens. Many years ago my dad told me that if I ever married a catholic or an English girl that he would geld me ( and my dad by the way was a very educated man, a civil servant for 40 years etc) . When I arrived back from uni with a girl with and English accent who was a catholic did he go off? No. As it happend she was born proddy and Scottish and is intensely proud to be a Scott. People there are generally good people and tolerant people, who get shit upon by the govt and anyone else who can. They deserve a break. Where I live now, Darwin, it's much the same in terms of being shit upon becaus eof the tyranny of distance, only it's not 200 miles like Belfast-London, but more like 3000 miles to tose who think they are in control. Fortunately we recently had a Singapore based airline called Tiger Airways who are coming to Darwin, indeed all over SE Asia. We can pay $1200 to fly single to Melborne, some 4 hours away, or $350 from Darwin to Singapore, 4 hours away. Singapore cares more about us than Canberra! What's my point? Yeah, ripped off in NI, allways have been , always will be. But your time may come. In the meantime, if you ever get to Singapore and fancy having a look at the real Australia, do yourself a favour and hop on a Tiger flight to Darwin for 120 quid return.

Oh Mulphy, what am I going to do next year when I stay at your bar. I want to shag nearly every one of your girls, and I know there's a few who aren't there. I don't suppose I can shag them all, or can I? Challenge!! I need a lottery win and a spare dick, but I think I may just be up for it.

When I stayed there it was on Soi 13, has it moved to Soi 3?

Zinc is only for sperm production, though I must admit it is a useful mineral for many enzymes, however it should not add to your semen volume, though it may help produse healthier sperm. Also, zinc is something most men don't get too much off these days, and because sperm production utilizes zinc, supplements within RDA is fair enough. The reason why oysters were always thought of as an aphrodisiac was because of their zinc content. Sure, give it a week or two and they may help make stronger sperm, but not that night! Remember, a healthy diet, hydration ( ie lots of water) and fruit, as your jiz will probably taste sweeter! PS Yeah, mate if you are over 50, get the prostate check. Just a blood test and a finger up the arse. It may save your life.

There are many products on the market which claim to enhance semen production, but none has been clinically evaluated, although teher are substances that will slightly increase the number of healthy sperm you have, but that will make fuck all difference to what you shoot. For the answer, you have to understand how it all works. Nearly all of what you shoot comes from teh prostate gland and seminal vesicles, with the Cowper's gland being responsible mostly for pre-cum. Like making saliva, there's nothing magic in it, your prostate gland and seminal vesicles will make their fluid like your salivary glands make saliva. Adequate hydration, a healthy diet rich in antioxidants, and abstainance will build up the supplies, as will sexual excitement. Remember when you were a teen and you saw someone really horny, and you ended up getting that horrible dull ache in your groin-that was your prostate filling-up. That may lead you to ask if you take hormonal suplements to increase testosterone, will that help? Possibly, if you are deficient, but don't fuck with testosterone levels or you may end up damaging your heart. Next time you see your GP, get a testosterone check, and a prostate exam just to make sure there's nothing nasty going on. Apart from that, try having a tug about one hour before sex, but don't let yourself cum. This will pre-load your prostate. Alternatively/ or as well as, play with your BF, let her get you horny in the bar, let her sit on your knee, whatever, get that sexual excitement up and don't give it a chance for release, then when you do, you should cum in bucket loads. Seriously though, if you are producing fuck all jizz, I'd get your prostate checked out.

Don't call me surely. I can but try nothing ventured...

Ok, not what you think. These drugs do in fact do what they claim to do, but I was getting so annoyed on various chat sites, to see people proclaim that the drugs increased the amount of ejaculate. Because I know more about biochemistry, pharmacology and physiology that your average punter, I really found it hard to reconcile the bullshit that was propegated about increased semen production. Well, after weeks of research, online, in the medical library, talking to doctors and reading clinical trials, I have concluded that there is no emperical evidence to suggest that any of the above named drugs increase semen production and the amount of ejaculate. I have today written to Pfizer, the original manafacturer of 'Viagra' to ask for a frank exposee of all their clinical trials WRT extra semen production. So, without prejudice, and until I get the results, all you dreamers who reckon the above named drugs increase the amount you shoot are just that, dreamers, so stop bullshitting. They do what they claim to do, and that's it.

Is it just me, or is it hard for all westerners to understand just how fucking corrupt some countries like Thailand are? People slag off the cops in their own countries, but in the west the authorities are generally pretty straight. It seems like the authorities in the so-called LOS are incapable of lying straight in bed, but there's no fucking excuse. I've been spending more and more time in Singapore recently- and my wife wants to live there- and it prides itself in being corruption free. Sure it has some strict laws, but prostitution is tolerated ( not sure if it is legal or not) and everyone is safe. Chinese, Indian and Malay, among others make up the population. There's no conflict, no shit, so why can't other Asian countries be like that? As an ex-cop, I find the stories that I have read sickening. IMHO, anyone from the west who decided to live in LOS is brave, very brave, and good luck to them. Edited by MM to remove reference to Royals

Sadly, I will not be going to patts until next year, but I will be visiting the Hell Club. This is the reason why: Although nobody can guarantee what the girls do with their husbands, boyfriends, after hours clients etc, with their probably authentic STD checks, and knowing that BB vaginal/anal sex isn't allowed, there is a good chance that these girls are as clean as can be found. To that end, I intend to have these girls sit on my face and leave as much of their juice there as possible- it's just my thing. Now, I am a member of 5 boards, and I am gathering from some boards that there are many mongers in Pattaya who not only have unprotected sex, but boast about catching a disease, then self medicate-arseholes. Because I can monger with my wife's consent, I would rather come home without an STD of the mouth. Sure, you can find girls who will do the threesome stuff a lot cheaper than Hell, but will they be as experienced and as clean? I understand that as mongers we can't expect clinical sterility, and we have to accept certain risks, but for me, knowing that the girl most probably hasn't had some infected prick inside her vagina does it for me. That way I can lie back, relax and not have any lingering doubts in my mind that I'll get a horrible dose of something. Incidentally, I had two prostitutes in Melbourne a few years ago, it cost me 500 bucks- a 40 year old and a 23 year old. I came 3 times in an hour, but the young one wouldn't do kissing. 500 bucks Australian is 12,000 bhat, so 3,600 for half as long again with two LBFMs sounds fair enough to me.

I think seeing as there is no indigenous population on Antarctica, only a bunch of hairy scientists and explorers, we'll give you the northern hemisphere version as a point. By the way, you were a brave man back then!

What's wrong with Antarctica? I assume you haven't mongered there!